Embrace the Existential Dread - Hoodie
- Regular price
- $50
- Sale price
- $50
- Regular price
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Sizing Guide
Sizing Guide
Not all blanks fit the same. Find the exact style you’re ordering below and compare the measurements to a shirt you already like. Measurements are provided by the garment manufacturers and may vary slightly.
Tees
Comfort Colors 1717
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼" | 26⅝" |
| M | 20¼" | 28" |
| L | 22" | 29⅜" |
| XL | 24" | 30¾" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31⅝" |
| 3XL | 27¾" | 32½" |
| 4XL | 29¾" | 33½" |
Bella + Canvas 3001
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16½" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Sweatshirt
Comfort Colors 1566
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21" | 27½" |
| M | 23" | 28½" |
| L | 25" | 29½" |
| XL | 26½" | 30½" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31½" |
| 3XL | 29½" | 32½" |
Ribbed Tank
Bella + Canvas 1012
| Size | Chest width | Front length | Back length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 13¼" | 12¼" | 10⅜" |
| S | 14" | 12⅝" | 10¾" |
| M | 14¾" | 13" | 11⅛" |
| L | 15¾" | 13⅜" | 11½" |
| XL | 16¾" | 13¾" | 11⅞" |
| 2XL | 17¾" | 14⅛" | 12¼" |
Crop Tee
AS Colour 4062
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.7" / 47.5 cm | 17.3" / 44 cm |
| S | 19.7" / 50 cm | 17.7" / 45 cm |
| M | 20.7" / 52.5 cm | 18.3" / 46.5 cm |
| L | 21.7" / 55 cm | 18.7" / 47.5 cm |
| XL | 22.6" / 57.5 cm | 19.1" / 48.5 cm |
| 2XL | 23.6" / 60 cm | 19.5" / 49.5 cm |
Long Sleeve
Bella + Canvas 3501
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16½" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Hoodie
Cotton Heritage M2580
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19" | 26" |
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 21" | 28" |
| L | 23" | 29" |
| XL | 25" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26½" | 31" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32" |
| 4XL | 29½" | 33" |
V-Neck
Bella + Canvas 3005
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16½" | 26¾" |
| S | 18" | 27¾" |
| M | 20" | 28¾" |
| L | 22" | 29¾" |
| XL | 24" | 30¾" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31¾" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32¾" |
Youth Tee
Bella + Canvas 3001Y
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| Youth S | 15¼" | 20⅞" |
| Youth M | 16¼" | 22⅛" |
| Youth L | 17¼" | 23⅜" |
| Youth XL | 18¼" | 24⅜" |
How to measure: Grab a shirt you already like the fit of and lay it flat. Measure straight across the chest about 1" below the armholes, then measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem. Compare those numbers to the chart above rather than relying only on the size printed on the tag.
A quick heads-up: These are manufacturer measurements and small variations between individual garments are normal. Not every size is available in every style or color – if you can select it on the product page, it’s available for that item.
Embrace the Existential Dread
Some days you seize the day. Other days you make this face. Wear your inner monologue—or gift it to the friend who will immediately say, “That’s me.”
Meet the artist
Art by Alena Morgunova. About the artist: Alena Morgunova is a Ukrainian artist and designer working at the intersection of monumental art, graphic design, typeface design, and cultural initiatives. Founder and art director of the design studio 2in1 design.
Find them here: www.2in1design.com.ua
DESIGNED BY HUMANS. JUDGED BY CATS.
Not another AI slop shop, we take no shortcuts and work with real artists to create original cat stuff with soul, humor, and a little bit of chaos – because cats are basically our whole thing.
Good art deserves a good shirt.
We chose each style based on fit, feel, durability, and whether it was something we’d genuinely want in our own closet.
Depending on the style you choose, here’s exactly what we use:
Tees
Comfort Colors 1717
Bella + Canvas 3001
Sweatshirt
Comfort Colors 1566
Ribbed Tank
Bella + Canvas 1012
Crop Tee
AS Colour 4062
Long Sleeve
Bella + Canvas 3501
Hoodie
Cotton Heritage M2580
V-Neck
Bella + Canvas 3005
Youth Tee
Bella + Canvas 3001Y
These are different garments from different manufacturers, so the fit, fabric weight, feel, and available colors won’t be exactly the same from one style to another. If you’re between sizes or switching styles, take a second to check the size guide before ordering.
Every item is made to order after you place your order. Most U.S. orders arrive in about 5–9 business days total, though timing can vary. Read the slideshow below about this – it’s cuter.
Because we make each item specifically for your order, all sales are final for incorrect sizing or color selections, change of mind, or other customer ordering errors. Please double-check your style, size, color, and shipping information before ordering.
Orders can move into production quickly, so changes or cancellations aren’t guaranteed once an order has been placed.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund as appropriate.
